Once upon time there was a village,
Which was no more than a pillage
There was a stout king
With an outrageous sense
Dressed up Tip-top
Was no more than a Hip-hop
Wanted to be a Robin hood
It did nothing good
Ate up all the food
Along with all our mood
With all the revenge
Ears were made with wenge
Men called for help
Gave back “self help”
We asked for bookies
They gave us cookies
We gave a million
Brought us Brazilians
People came like ants
Provided with bikini pants
People worked for an edge
They replied with a wedge
It rained like hell
Out came the blood cell
The mighty mighty empire
Couldn’t stand off the wind
We didn’t start the fire
He is no more than a liar!!!!
We didn’t start the fire
He is no more than a liar