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Tada, kimi wo aishiteru ( I love you, only but you)

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on May 22, 2009

Tada, kimi wo aishiteru ( I love you, only but you)

Simply beautiful!

tada kimi wo aishiteru
tada kimi wo aishiteru

‘It was the only kiss and only love I have ever known’

This is only two words that can describe this movie. Just by telling you that, I cried watching this movie at the end and that too a foreign movie, you can imagine the impact it will have on the viewers. It describes love in its very best. A calm and sweet love story taken in the background of the college life, with every actor giving their best performances.

Japanese film industry which is famous for their horror flicks worldwide like Grudge etc produces a love story which will make you feel so realistic that you will feel like a character very near to them. Makoto (Tamaki Hiroshi) and Shizuru (Miyazaki Aoi) conveys a powerful message of life.

Makoto, the central male character of the story is an introvert who spends his time taking photos and developing it. He tries to stay away from the rest of the crowd because he applies certain medicine which makes him smell bad.

He meets shiziru coincidently and becomes very closely attached. Shiziru falls love with Makoto but Makoto likes Ryo Shirohama (Munetaka Aoki), a girl with whom he became friends with.

One day shiziru asks for a kiss from Makoto, which she wanted to take picture of and send it to photography competition. The same day the shiziru disappears. The story goes on…..

If this movie doesn’t make you weep, you have a rock hard heart. The main feature of the movie is not the overflow of the emotions but the reality of scenes and simplicity of Japanese life which can’t be usually found in other post-modern love stories.

The movie has a moral to tell:

  1. Love those who love you, because it is divine.
  2. Memories are only things which will follow us to death. So try to capture and enjoy it with both arms.
  3. Beauty of things can’t be taken for granted.

I am providing you with online links along with subtitles; please watch if you are wounded by love somewhere in your heart.

Watch online: Click Here- The movie has 7 parts uploaded in yahoo video

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Carpe Diem into the public

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on April 15, 2009

Carpe Diem, RGNUL’s premier magazine goes into the public with more social responsibilty. Carpe Diem, has always  shown the patience to hear what the readers had to say. We have tried hard to put those valuable suggestions into practice.

The Exit polls is one of the bravest steps taken by the Carpe Diem since the change in its editorial board. We have got some brave, thought provoking as well as some hilarious, childish comments you would never expect from a law school student. I will be uploading the Magazine within few days. I hope you’ll enjoy reading it. 

Finding faults of our own college. Bet you’ll love it. We found some crazy things during our quest for the unpardonable sins by RGNUL. First the Pub-like- music which was played for the past six months in RGNULweb site, drove the students crazy to that extend they started giving hot galis to the whole university.

Next one is more interesting, we found Google ads in opur college website nd too the ads of our rival law schools claimimg itself as the best law school of India. 

 ’Readers are always glued to controversies than serious editorials, so sensationalize everything’. This is one lesson which i have learned during the short stint a the editor of my college magazine. It has been interesting experience overall.  

 Hombres and Muhjers….Sayonara..catch u nxt week………

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The Mishra effect

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on April 11, 2009

Jab tak sooraj chand rahega mishraji ka naam rahega!!!!!!!!

Mishra unleashes a inspirational speech today on gadhiji which has the tempo for the comin political science classes. The discussion started with a biographical  speech by Ankur Mishra in gandhiji as requested by lectrurer of  political science, Sweta Dhaliwal, when the topic took a sudden twist into the ideologies of gandhiji and its criticism. the main issues where:

1. Whether Gandhiji was right in adopting a policy of non-violence and ahimsa as a medium of attaining indepence?

2. Is gandhiji a communalist?

3. Is gandhji a showman?

Misraji and Ngashyena came up with some storng pointsin suppourt of gandhian ideology by citing ceratin religious outbursts in indonesia and north eastern states in india.

Prateeka, Sukneet, Preetika, Rishabh, bhoomika and Nagesh were other active participants of the discussion.

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The Butt Bomb

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on March 19, 2009

RGNULites especially the State Boys Hostelites have their birthday celebrated in a special manner. The Butt Bomb Phenomenon!!!!

The celebration starts at around 11:55pm when the birthday boy, the unfortunate victim who has done a big sin of being taken birth on that day, is being pulled out of his room forcefully to the middle of the court yard which we have in our hostel.

Now the real celebration starts the self proclaimed gentlemen   hold their guy in a very gentle position that each limb of his is being turned into an angle of 45 (like that Mongolian Emperor Attila used to tear apart his enemies). Remember Vitruvian Man?????

The B-boy is being thrown into the air that number of times equal to his age. Each time when he lands back on to the hands of these primitive men, a stone hard kick is being landed in his whole of his back body (including the private parts). Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!

This continues till the victim vomits all the milk he has been drinking since he was born.

AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Bachaoooooo!!!!!!!

The action continues the cake facial the cake which is said to be bought for cutting is beautifully smashed on the victim’s face and shaving cream on the victim’s head.  Imagine the guy’s plight; licking one own face…..Cho chweeeet…..hain na?????

There are some extra masala also…..

Catching hold of some guy beating the hell out of him till he agrees that it is his birthday. Poor chap, but then he will be crawling to his room.  This is what you call birthday blast!!!!!!!

RGNUL +Birthday = Terror

Birthday won’t bee same anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confession: I am writing this post, couple of hours before the start of my so called birthday celebrations. There is saying in Bible

‘For sins that you do in this life, you will get the punishment in this life itself’

Amen!

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Legal Jokes

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on January 17, 2009

* What is the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn’t get paid for a longer fight.

* What do good lawyers and good mechanics have in common?
They don’t exist.

* The definition of a lawyer
The only person in whom the ignorance of law is not punished.

Some real lawyer questions in courts

* Lawyer : So, what is your date of birth?
Witness : 21st August
Lawyer : Which year?
Witness : Every year.

* Lawyer : How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness : By death
Lawyer : O.K. by whose death?

* Lawyer : She had 3 children, right?
Witness : Right.
Lawyer : How many were boys?
Witness : None
Lawyer : O.K. Were there any girls?

* Lawyer : Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in sleep, he can’t know about it till the next morning?

* Lawyer : What happened next?
Witness : He told me, “I have to kill you, because you can identify me.”
Lawyer : And then, did he kill you?

LAW Humor

* Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury (giving false statement in Court)?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re a hell of a lot better than the penalty for a murder.

* A defendant was asked whether he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. “Jury trial,” the defendant replied. “Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge. “Sure,” replied the defendant, “That’s where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one.”

* A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer, “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.” The lawyer pondered the engineer’s reply for a moment, and looking somewhat confused, asked, “How did you start the flood?”

* Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have the time to save one of them. Will you (1) have lunch? Or (2) go to a movie?

* A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the latter’s rates. “Rs.1,000 for three questions,” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that quite steep?” asked the man while doling out the thousand-rupee note. “Yes,” answered the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”

* After repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney’s home, the electrician handed him the bill. “Four hundred rupees! For an hour’s work?” cried the attorney, “That’s ridiculous! Why? I’m an attorney and I don’t charge that much.” “Funny,” replied the electrician, “When I was an attorney, I didn’t either!”

* A millionaire informs his attorney, “I want a stipulation in my Will that my wife will inherit everything, but only if she remarries within six months of my death.” “Why such an odd stipulation?” asked the attorney. “Because I want someone to be sorry for my death!” came the reply.

* An attorney ran over to the office of his client. “I can’t believe it!” said the angered attorney, “You sent a case of Dom Perignon to that judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we’re certain to lose this case!” “Relax,” said the client, “I sent it in the prosecutor’s name.”

* After she was convicted of second degree murder, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, “Mrs. Mathur, after you put the arsenic in the sweet dish and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?” “I did,” she said calmly. “And when was that?” quipped the D.A. “When he asked for some more.” came the reply.

* A man, walking along the beach one day, finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there is a catch.” “What catch?” the man asked. The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you are granted.” “Well, I can live with that! No problem!” replied the elated man. “What is your first wish?” asked the genie. “Well, I have always wanted a Ferrari!” Poof! A Ferrari appears in front of the man. “Now every lawyer in the world has two Ferraris,” said the genie. “Next wish?” “I would love a million dollars,” replied the man. Poof! One million dollars appear at his feet. “Now every lawyer in the world has two million dollars,” said the genie. “Well, that’s o.k., as long as I have got my million,” replied the man. “What is your third and the final wish?” The man thought for long and finally said, “Well, you know, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”

* The lawyer’s son wanted to follow his father’s footsteps, so he went to a Law school. He graduated with honours, and then, went home to join his father’s firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father’s office, “Father, father, in one day I broke that accident case that you’ve been working on for the past four years.” “What you did!” His father exclaimed, “You idiot, what do you think I put you through Law School for?”

* A man was sent to hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. “What a rip off!”, the man muttered. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” Jabbing the man, the escorting demon snarled, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

* A housewife, an accountant, and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 plus 2?” The housewife replies: “Four!” The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.” The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights, and asks in a hushed voice, “How much do you want it to be?”

* Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “Lets be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.

* A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, “Is there a criminal attorney in the town?” To which the man behind the counter immediately quipped, “Yeah, but we can’t prove it yet.”

* Jury: A collection of people banded together to decide which side has hired the better lawyer.

* A lawyer charged a client Rs. 500 for legal services. The client paid him with crisp new Rs.100 notes. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two of the bills had stuck together and he had been overpaid by Rs.100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer: Should he tell his partner?

* An attorney, addressing the jury and speaking of his client who recently killed his parents, “Dear ladies and gentlemen, please take mercy and release this poor orphan.”

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Better movie downloads

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on December 9, 2008

What is mi favourate hobby??????

Body building, martial arts, reading books etc. Ah!!! I missed the main one it is downloading. Getting something unknown to you from the internet is of great fun. Today I would like to share my little bit of knowledge with you.

Downloading movies can be done mostly through three ways.( Arranged according to easiness of the process.)

  • 1. Downloading through torrents. This method is most easy method. All you have to do is install a torrent client that is small software of some -500kb-into your system. Install it.

The popular ones are utorrent, bittorrent, azureus etc. Even though there is no much difference between the clients, I would personally prefer utorrent because among all others I have the capacity to overall even the heaviest of firewall settings.

The next step is to download the torrent file; you can search your file to download from any of the torrent search engines. My preference is Torrentz, isohunt etc

Download the torrent file of the movie, drama, music or games and open it in the installed soft.

 It will start downloading automatically and continue as long as you are connected to internet.

In a broadband connection getting the speed of 200kbps-400kbps it takes not more than 4hrs to finish a 700mb movie. Lesser the speed more the time it takes. (I know it is simple mathematics but a little explanation for the newcomers)

The advantage of this method is that you can download anything and everything in the world available in the internet.

This method works in the file sharing mechanism. The file in your pc is shared worldwide, in turn you can access the file needed for you from other systems also.

Limewire, Ares etc are the heavier versions of file sharing softwares.  It is more user friendly and easy to handle it makes your system slow and effects your internet also.

See you soon with other cool ways of downloading……………..

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smelling war??? Its time….

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on December 7, 2008

The war is near. With Pakistan government just creating a drama for saving their face in the public, they have no way out unless they give a report on the attack plus 3 to 4 terrorists involved. With US and Indian joining hands in this issue it is imminent of war. India has already given the 48hrs deadline; Pakistan is reported to have declined it. This war should have happened back in 2001 when US attacked Afghanistan, they should have cleaned up Pakistan also, which has now turned into a breeding ground of global terrorism in the name of jihad.

Right now we are having problems of security both inside and outside. The important steps that should be taken:

  1. strengthening of intelligence services
  2. pressurizing Pakistan by getting the support of global society
  3. use military force if needed

US as you can see plays a double game it don’t attack anybody unless there is a profit motive, as we can see from what they are doing in Afghan-Pak border. We must not be naïve and should act making our position safe.

Its time that we must take bold decisions other wise coming generations will treat it as a historical blunder. ALL THE BEGINS DOES HAVE AN END

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japanese relationships

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on December 6, 2008

Hot discussions goin on…..

where? what?

Mr. dxtr, Mr. playboy and Mr. ‘Arsenal fan’ is in dxtr’s room. They are discussing on relationships. Mr. dxtr says he is a good boy says no to affinal kinship for the time being. Mr. playboy says he has got seven years of experience and suggest everone to try out once.

Mr. arsenal says he has got the everthing but not the guts.

So guys whts the real problem of indian youth?????????

Tooo complex??????

Tooo simple????????????

To be frank i can tell something goin on in japan. The ‘proposal’ in indian language

scenario: school, college etc etc

CASE 1: u are a BOY

Girl is so sweet to you.She helps u out in cleaning( in schools its a jap tradition).choco in valentines day.gifts u something tru any of her frnd(too shy).uses words showing respect( they are too formal).Boys it is ur chance grab it………..

Case 2: ur are GIRL

sees the boy too often.invite u to have a walk back home.gift u something cute .choco in march 14 (boys chance now).A word of caution: Jap gals are very sensitive .no to harsh words….talk softly…..

NB: japanese guys and gals uses respective phrases everytime even to thier lover…so annoying…….

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CLAT 2008 Reactions

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on November 28, 2008

 

The hottest topic of RGNUL, surely leaving RGNUL itself. Ask me why? With new technologies and new ideas on the block no one wants to hang their own future in uncertainties. With RMNLU graph raising no body wants to remain in a ‘national’ law school without any nationalness. Rumors of now are that many of the present lecturers are leaving the university in the span of not less than one year. With clat 2009 applications is gonna out in Feb, even rmnlu is good deal now. So start preparing for clat whole rgnul batch is behind you. By the way let’s have some nostalgia, the memories of clat2008 through video reactions

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

give your reactions comrades……………..

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dhak dhak go……….

Posted by Gautam Jayasurya on November 17, 2008

After a hectic 60 hrs of moot court preparations and delivering the arguments in the dais today morning, a breath of relaxation for the time being. Many a times I feel like hitting mi head on the floor for releasing the pressure. Once u start reading law books, u can’t get full immersed like you are with Harry potter or Chetan bhagath. There is somewhere an inhibition inside our mind which resists us from going deep into it. Some formality, some unusualness……………..

Even though during those dark hours, I had some precious moments with my friends, ‘Nigga’ and Mani. We just discussed about home and about Mani who is repairing all the holes in his wallet. (Strict order from gharwallom, I suppose)

Niger was proudly speaking about pro-nazi, anti-black attitude. He loves being evil and he claims to be next Satan. (Secret: He even thought of stealing some other guy’s notes which he had prepared for mooting….intellectual property rights infringement)

 

 

U can find more about Nitin sharma aka nigga@

 numberfail.wordpress.com

 

Every time we hear a train passing by is there an inner call deep from our heart. The sound of wheels is an echo of our heartbeat. That homely food, cool breeze and that nap in the backyard AHHHHH……….

We wait for exams but the calendar gives you a malicious grin. We wait and wait for that day that we will put last full stop to our papers.

 

But do you feel an air of blankness even in your home also????? Have you ever had the feeling of loneliness and despair?????

The crappy hostel food, all the bad jokes and rape attempts (A boy’s hostel secret) is being missed.

In Malayalam we have a proverb ‘akare ninnal ekare pacha’

It means when you are in one side of the world you feel the other is better. And this urge for more is indeed the driving force of all of us.

Sorry for being ultra-philos………….

 

We love the hostels and they are some memories which are the system files of our life which can’t be deleted…………………..

                                                                                        Signing off

                                                                                              Urs bagaboy

 

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